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Welcome to TomZomb.com – You Poor, Brave Soul.
Congratulations, you’ve officially stumbled into the deranged digital dungeon of Tom Zomb—musical menace, masked mayhem-maker, and part-time emotional support cryptid.
This site is like a haunted amusement park built on sarcasm, bass drops, and bad decisions. You won’t find peace here. You’ll find bangers, weird merch, and maybe a raccoon in a hoodie (don’t feed him—he owes me money).
🎭 I make music for people who laugh at funerals and cry during monster truck rallies. If you enjoy dark humor, killer beats, and questioning your life choices, you’re in the right place.
Now, let’s get real.
I’m a starving artist.
Not metaphorically starving—I once ate a crayon sandwich.
👉 So if you dig what I do, smash that play button like it owes you rent. Stream my stuff. Add it to a cursed playlist.
Support the chaos. Feed the Zomb.
Or don’t. I’ll just haunt your dreams and freestyle in your fridge at 3AM.
Welcome to the madness. Let’s get weird. 🧟♂️🎤💀